The World Cup Approaches…..

…..and there’s sod all I can do to avoid it.

From the ever excellent Word “massive”.

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  1. Set hysterically high expectations;
  2. Destroy confidence of main players with revelations about their private lives;
  3. Blame team for failing to meet the unreasonable expectations with an opening 1-1 draw;
  4. Blame ref, ball, or cheating opposition for first loss;
  5. Crucify individual player for tournament exit (missed penalty, red card, injury, lifestyle);
  6. Realise it’s all the foreign manager’s fault and get him sacked;
  7. Start hype again with Roy Hodgson in charge

Says it all, well done Ospreys.

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