Mayan Apocalypse

From Hugh at Gaping Void

Mayan Apocalypse     

The end is nigh.  Media reports state that 700,000,000 people know the world will come to an end this Friday, December 21, 2012. The Guardian reports that Chechens are hoarding staples, including apparently lots of salt. Can they all be wrong? All we can say is that it’s looking like 85F and sunny from Miami Beach.

You may be a prepper, or a non believer, but either way, you need to look sharp the day after. That is, of course, if there is a day after.

So for the remaining 6,300,000,000 folks out there who think that there will be a December 22nd, then you’ll want that tribute to your longevity, intellect and survival instincts. And yes, before you ask, it DOES come with a money back guarantee.

So waste no time and head over to Teespring, a really neat crowd sourcing start-up, to order your limited edition “I Survived The Mayan Apocalypse” tee shirt before it’s too late!

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